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3ACV09: The Cyber House Rules
- [Baby's laughter.] HUHH! It's a doorbell baby! Hello, little guy, you know, I was abandoned as a baby, too, so... [Bender: "Garbage, huh? I'll take care of it." He starts stamping on it.] Bender, stop! It's a baby.
- No way, Jose-bot, I never wanna see those other orphans again, not after the way they used to pick on me.
- How can you make fun of me, Kirk, you're blind?
- Well, I wouldn't mind rubbing my success in a few choice faces.
- [Sighing.] Just like old times.... Gosh, the bars on the windows seemed so much thicker back then.
- [Mr Vogel coughs for attention.] Mr Vogel, remember me? [Mr Vogel: "Leela... you're worthless and no one will ever love you." Both laugh.] You used to say that all the time. [Mr Vogel: "{Sighing.} Those were happier days."]
- That's me over in cootie town.
- That's Adlai Atkins, I used to have kind of a crush on him.
- And, what am I up to, you ask. Why, I'm a very successful space captain.
- Hey, you can't feel sorry for me, I'm a space captain and you're a bunch of losers.
- Oh, yeah, well... shut up, cane boy!
- Thank's, Adlai. I guess you never really outgrow being an eyeball... uh... oddball.
- So, what do you do these days? [Adlai: "Oh, I'm a doctor."] A tall doctor, you say.
- You mean by beating them up? Because, I've broken that blind kid's nose like ten times, and it doesn't make any difference.
- Me... perfectly normal?
- Ohhh... that's so sweet, Fry. But, for once in my life, I just want to look normal.
- You're right, I'll start by not caring what you think. I'm getting the surgery!
- Wow, look at me! Although, I don't have the hang of blinking yet.
- HUHHH! I did it, I blunk!
- I've never felt so unremarkable. Today, I actually blended in with a crowd. [Starts laughing.]
- [Laughs.] That's so handsome of you.
- You're just jealous.
- Fry, I just wanna try dating a normal man, who if you go somewhere with him no one says he's crummy. I think I deserve that once in life.
- Oh, Adlai, I've had a wonderful time today. No one stared at me, or avoided staring at me, or tried to burn me. You make me feel so not weird.
- Thanks for coming out to get to know my boyfriend, isn't he dreamy?
- That's the dumbest question I ever heard.
- Us... me... you... kids?
- Oh, Adlai, this is the most beautiful moment of my life.
- Adlai, I was thinking. Since we're both orphans, maybe we should adopt a child?
- I remember this from when we were kids. The warden would trot you out in front of prospective parents and they'd judge you like a piece of meat. [Albert: "I'm Albert."] Kind of fatty.
- Officer, would it be alright if we adopted one of the kids?
- I've made up my mind, let's adopt her. [Adlai: "Her? But, there's plenty of normal ones."] Come on Adlai, she could really use a mom and dad.
- Well, so what? She may be different, but she still deserves a good home.
- She doesn't need an operation, she's fine the way she is. [Adlai: "Oh, and I suppose you were fine the way you were?"] Damn right I was! [Fry: "YAY!"] Shut up, Fry! Now, look, Adlai, I'm proud to be different, and I just wish I'd realised that when I was her age.
- Now, take me to the hospital and put my eye back the way it was, right now! [Adlai: "Why should I do that?"] Listen buddy, by the end of the day, one of us is gonna have one eye.
- [Fry: "It's good to have the old, weird looking, Leela back."] Aww, you're a true friend, Fry. I guess there's nothing wrong with being a little weird. [Fry: "Leela, there's nothing wrong with anything."]
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