Futurama

3ACV07: The Day the Earth Stood Stupid

• Nibbler, roll over and you get a ham. Roll over. Roll over for the ham. [Nibbler makes a noise.] You are so adorable, who wants a ham. [Nibbler eats the ham.]
• The dog's good, but our real competition is the Hypnotoad.
• Your turn, Nibbler honey, herd those sheep!
• Shake paws, Nibbler, come on, shake. He might be a little hungry. Shake, boy. Usually he's had more ham by now. SHAKE!
• [Contest judge: "We have a special award for a first time contestant: Ms Leela {Leela takes a surpised intake of breath} and her mystery pet, Nibbler."] Me? Award? Him? Me? Good? [Contest Judge: "That's just the kind of eloquence you'd expect from the owner of Dumbest Pet in Show."]
• [Sigh.] Maybe they're right. Maybe Nibbler is dumb.
• That's Earth! The planet we live on.
• Too bad Nibbler's not around, I guess I'll have to eat this raw dripping ham by myself.
• Am I going crazy? Have my years of wild hedonism finally caught up with me?
• Ohhh! Nibbler help! Don't leave me here!
• Errr, Nibbler, could you scooch the seat up just a little bit?
• [Laughs.] You're all so cute!
• Wipe out all thought! My God, they're like flying televisions!
• Why would Fry be immune to the flying brains? Because he doesn't shower?
• Like a prom dress made from carpet remnants? [Nibbler: "Yes, like your prom dress."]
• You can count on me.
• I have to tell... must... important... something. [Fry: "Woah, woah, slow down, you're going a mile a minute."] This, you for this. [Fry: "Thanks." Blows his nose on the paper.] NOOOO! OOOWWW! Fire hot!
• Brain. Brain make people dumb.
• You go fight biggest brain of all. [Fry: "Even bigger than those? Holy nuts! Where is it?"] [slack speech:] I don't know.
• [Fry: "Leela, give me a topic."] DUHHHH!
• Is there Mrs Queequeg?
• [Fry choking.] [Crying.] Fry don't die! Wake up! NOOOOOOOO! [Big Brain laughs in the background.]
• Me... feel... a bit better in cognitive faculties.
• Time for a diapy change.