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3ACV05: The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz
- Fry, I know those cookies are freshalicious, but they produce an awful lot of trash.
- And Bender, that aerosol head spray makes your antenna smell nice, [Bender: "Thank you."] but it's doing longterm damage to the planet.
- Why do we have to fly within three feet of this penguin preserve on Pluto?
- At the risk of sounding negative... NO! Look, Professor, I can't participate in this mission. [Farnsworth: "What are you yapping about?"] This time it's your reckless disregard for the environment. In fact, I'm gonna go join those protesters.
- This is my normal jacket, I've had it for ten years.
- Why do we have to resort to non-violence, can't we just kick their asses?
- When you were planning this "peace ring", didn't you realise spaceships can move in three dimensions?
- Ahhh, their so cute! Their like if puppies and kittens could have babies.
- [Penguins Unlimited worker screaming in the background.] That's adorable.
- Bender's flying too low, and he's upside-down.
- I don't think any of us can understand how those poor oil-drenched penguins feel. [Leela falls, accompanied by a dubbed silly noise.]
- Bender, can you at least pretend you're being punished.... And clean the black parts, too.
- Has anyone seen Bender? BENDER! HERE, ROBOT, ROBOT, ROBOT!
- [Fry and Zoidberg playing a video game.] Hey, why weren't you kong donkies outside cleaning up?
- I'm worried about him, he didn't come back with the group. [Fry: "He didn't?"] No, and with wind chill, it's twenty degrees below absolute zero. I better go find him.
- Why don't you just walk, he was only about twenty yards from here.
- Oh, if only we hadn't flown penguins to Pluto and dumped oil on them, this might never have happened. Can't we stop them from multiplying?
- We can't shoot penguins! Isn't there some way to keep them from breeding?
- Well... I suppose. But... I mean, I joined Penguins Unlimited to love penguins, not to hunt them.
- Oh, God, it's inhuman, it's like Hong Kong. I'll do it!
- Hey, you're enjoying this!
- I'm sorry, but if it's fun in any way, it's not environmentalism. [Free Waterfall Snr: "Oh, really, how about blowing up dams?"] Yeah, that is fun. [Free Waterfall Snr: "Let's conservate!"]
- Alright, this is for their own good. Don't leave orphans, gotta kill entire families.
- Ahhh, they love you.
- [Environmentalists shooting their guns.] Stop, stop shooting. It's me, Leela.
- Look, I don't know if shooting penguins will help the environment or not, but I do know the decision shouldn't be in the hands of people who just want to kill for fun.
- They used to be such peaceful birds. I suppose this was your doing?
- If only we had a toboggan.
- Well, at least it'll help reduce their population.
- [Fry: "So, Leela, were you able to help the penguins?"] Well, sure.... I mean, not really. I mean, nature will work itself out, it can't screw things up any worse than we did trying to fix things, right? [Fry, sloppily: "I don't know."]
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