Futurama

3ACV01: Amazon Women in the Mood

• What's wrong, did you swallow your phone again?
• Men who call too much are the worst... I bet.
• This half-date is entirely over. Amy, conference.
• [Putting on lipstick.] Alright, enough lipstick, let's storm out.
• We're going home. Call us a space taxi.
• [Fry: "Pfft... a female leader!"] Fry, shut up! [Fry: "Yes, captain."]
• I'm already looking for apartments.
• I'm afraid so.
• That does not fempute.
• Leela, I'm through making fun of women. Now I want them to help me.
• We hear tale men used for snu-snu. But all we have go on our ancient legend, and subscription to Cosmo.
• Amazonian: You want die like last men visit Amazonia? Fry: What they'd die of? Amazonian: Crushed pelvises. Fry: YES! Zapp: Oh, thank you lord in heaven!
• Femputer: Femputer sentences them... to death! [Horrified gasps] ...by snu-snu! [Fry and Zapp: Yeah! Wooo!]
• Femputer, be reasonable. Sure, men are annoying, and they wreck up whatever planet they're in charge of. But, most of these men are sort of my friends; they don't deserve to die.
• Amazonian: He big jerk like men! Bender: I sure am! But check the crotch -- nothing.
• Goodbye, my friends. I never thought I would die like this. But I always really hoped!
• Zapp and Fry getting snu-snu'ed.
• We need rest! The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised!
• [Bender: "I'll miss you meatbag!"] Me too, meatbag.
• We've got to do something. Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram it to let them go.
• We can't wait for Bender, it's time for a women's touch. [Leela then starts fighting the Amazons, coming off worse in the end.]
• It's funny how the battle of the sexes was only resolved when a manbot and a fembot realised they loved each other.