Futurama

2ACV17: War is the H-Word

• I want to enlist. My friends always die if I'm not there to save them.
• You know, Zapp, someone ought to teach you a lesson.
• [Zapp Brannigan: "Good hustle, soldier." He pats her behind and she slaps him.] Errr... sorry, sir... I was still in attack mode, you know how testosterone is.
• [Zapp Brannigan: "What's your name, private?"] Lee... la... man... la man, lemon. Lee Lemon, sir.
• [Leela is eating and Fry approaches. Fry: "Mind if we sit with you?"] Uhhh... hey, why the Hell would I. We're all guys here; sweaty, hairy, gassy, guys.
• [Fry: "Well, I sort of have a thing for this girl I work with."] Really? What type is she, you know - blond, or Chinese, or cyclops? [Fry: "Cyclops."] Awww... she sounds sweet.
• [Sirens in the background.] Sir, the alarm, I think I better.... [Zapp Brannigan puts a finger to her mouth: "Shhh... don't talk... just go."]
• Maybe you should put on a towel, sir?
• Uhhh... Commander, could you tell me when the bomb is exploding?
• Fry, don't you recognise me? [Fry: "Hermes?"]
• Let's do it again, sometime.
• We're here, I followed the bouncing balls. I'll keep the chopper at a safe altitude, while you parachute down.
• We couldn't disarm the bomb, so we reset the word that triggers it.
• Bender, stop trying to destroy the world!
• Zap Brannigan reciting Bender's top ten words New!