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2ACV06: Lesser of Two Evils
- Sounds like your kind of place, Fry, wanna go?
- [Fry: "Err, sorry Bender that's just a phone booth." Bender: "Oh."] What were they used for? [Fry: "In New York, bathrooms."] Oh... I'll be out in a sec.
- What's this... [sniffing.] another bathroom?
- Wow, the burial chamber of the twentieth century's greatest spiritual leader, Al Sharpton.
- It says he was mummified in ceremonial vestments. [Fry: "We sometimes called it a jogging suit."]
- Fry, remember when I told you about always ending your stories a sentence earlier.
- Did you drive much in the twentieth century, Fry?
- You can't have whiplash, you don't have a neck.
- Oh, I get it - this is cute - you're jealous of Bender's new friend.
- Uh, Professor, can we discuss this somewhere else?
- That's kind of pathetic.
- Space Banditos have been operating in this quadrant, so you'll each take eight hour shifts guarding the safe. First Bender, then Flexo, then Fry. [Fry: "Wait, hold on, I don't like the sound of that, let's just go alphabetically."] OK, first Bender, then Flexo, then Fry. ["Wait, let's go by rank."] OK, first Bender, then Flexo, then Fry.
- What is it? HUHHH! My God! Did you hear maracas? [Fry: "No."] Then it wasn't Space Banditos. Bender, lock down the ship, don't let Flexo escape.
- Well, you were sure right about Flexo being evil.
- OK, thanks Bender. Let's fan out and look for him.
- Keep an eye on Fry, we can't rule out the possibility that he did it.
- Fry, why are you looking for Flexo in my underpants draw?
- Well, looks like Flexo got away clean. [Bender: "It's a darn shame."] He must have jumped ship, with the atom, the second we landed.
- Well, gentlemen, it appears we're boned.
- I'm sorry we suspected you Flexo, it's just what with the beard and all.
- It figures, who else but Zapp Brannigan would be judging the most chauvinistic, degrading, dehumanising... [Zapp Brannigan: "Leela?" Clapping from audience.] Wait, you're making a.... Ooh... look at that. I feel like a princess! [Sniffs.]
- [Sighing.] I almost had that tiara.
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