Futurama

1ACV09: Hell is Other Robots

• Impressive, they're busting mad rhymes with an 80 per cent success rate.
• If I didn't know better, I'd almost think he's abusing electricity.
• [Three knocks on the door] Bender, why are you spending so much time in the bathroom, are you jacking on in there? [Bender: "No, don't come in!"]
• [Fry: "I know Big Vinny said he was giving the 'Kiss of Death', but I still think he was gay."] Did he use his tongue? [Fry: "A little."]
• Uh-oh, there seems to be an electrical disturbance in the Colsec Nebula. [Bender: "A what kind of disturbance?"] Electrical. Anyway, it's gonna take some careful piloting to avoid it.
• We're out of control, we're heading straight into the electric field.
• Bender, we didn't mind your drinking, or your kleptomania, or your pornography ring. [Zoidberg: "In fact, that's why we loved you."] But, this electricity abuse crossed the line, you almost killed us.
• Give him a break, Fry. If this helps Bender clean up his act, then I think we should be supportive.
• This is unbelievable, the old Bender never would have taken us out to dinner.
• [Bender: In the name of all that is good and logical ...] New!
• And, I think I know a way to do it. We have to reacquaint him with a little thing called sleaze.
• Hey, Bender, look at that woman's purse, it's hanging by a spaghetti strand.
• Who would have thought Hell would really exist, and that it would be in New Jersey.
• [Singing] [Fry: "I don't feel well."] It's up to us to rescue him. [Fry: "Maybe he likes it here in Hell."] It's us who tempted him to sin. [Fry: "Maybe he's back at the motel."] Come on Fry, don't be scared, I'm sure at least one of us will be spared. So, just sit back, enjoy the ride. [Fry: "My ass has blisters from the slide!"]
• [Singing] [Bender: please tell me why?] ...
• Alright, Beelzebot, what will it take to get our friend back?
• Do you know how to play the fiddle? [Fry: "No, do you?"] No, but I used to play the drums, they're sorta similar.
• Hurry Bender! [Bender: "I could, if you dropped the stupid gold violin."] Oh, sorry.
• Errr... do you think you could be just a little less evil than that?