Futurama

1ACV04: Love's Labors Lost in Space

• You know, Doug... most guys are put off by my eye. It's nice to finally meet someone who's open-minded. [Lizard tongue sounds] EWWW!
• Thank you all for the inspiring advice... but I'm perfectly happy with my life the way it is.
• Could you guys please stop talking about my personal life?
• Thank you, but I don't care how many eyes a man has. As long as it's less than five.
• All I'm looking for is a guy who's adventurous, self-confident... maybe a snappy dresser.
• They say Zapp Brannigan single-handendly saved the Octillian system from a horde of rampaging Killbots. He's the most decorated captain in the whole Democratic Order of Planets.
• Hello, I'm Leela, captain of the Planet Express' delivery ship. We've came aboard to plead for your assistance.
• I might've liked Zapp Brannigan if he weren't a pompous dimwit who threw me in prison.
• I didn't realize you were such a connoisseur.
• Zapp, last night was a mistake. [Zapp: "A sexy mistake."] No, Just the regular mistake. For a split second, my common sense was overwhelmed by pity.
• The only kind of crawling I'm doing to you is "away"... from.
• Alright, we don't have much time to collect these animals. The planet is supposed to collapse in approximately... two hours ago.
• Leave him alone! It's not his fault that he's an unstoppable killing machine! Is it, snookums?
• Alright, alright, I'll call him! I mean, if living is that important to you!
• You know Zapp, once I tought you were a big, pompous buffon. Then I realized that inside you were just a pitiful child. But now I realize that outside that child there's a big, pompous buffon! [Zapp: "And which one rocked your world?"] AAUGHH!
• Dear Captain's dairy. I may not have found love on this mission, but I did find a cute little companion who excretes starship fuel... and that's just as good.