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1ACV03: I, Roommate
- What the Hell are you doing, you're getting a huge dose of radiation! [Fry: "And great lift."] [Leela sighs.] Do you know how long it's gonna take me to recallibrate these engines. [Fry: "Hey, when you look this good, you don't have to know anything."]
- Fry, sometimes in close quarters, people do inconsiderate things without realising it. [Fry: "I know, but I forgive you."] No, Fry, by close quarters, I mean this office... [Fry: "Uh-huh."] ...and by people, I mean you; [Fry: "Right."] and by inconsiderate, I mean... [Fry: "Leela, we're trying to watch TV." Bender: "Yeah, would you kindly shut your noise-hole."] [Leela walks away, sighing.]
- We sure are cheerful this morning.
- Look at yourself, you're a wreck, you've got to find a new place to live. [Fry: "Is that an invitation?"] [Leela sighs] Love your optimism, Fry. But, seriously you've got to tell Bender you're moving out.
- Wow! Now this is fantastic.
- [Professor Farnsworth: "Sad, sad, terrible, gruesome news about my colleague, Dr Mabutu."] Was his apartment rent controlled?
- Happy housewarming, Fry.... It's a miniture fruit salad tree. [Fry: "Huu."]
- Fry, you're Bender's best friend, how could you let that mob kick him out? [Fry: "Ah, come on, Bender loves mobs."] Only when he's in them, and you know it. You really hurt his feelings. [Fry: "Don't girl me with that girl stuff. Bender and me are guys; guys don't have feelings."] Bender's not a guy, he's a robot. [Fry: "Same thing."]
- Bender! Huh, my God, you're a mess!
- Look at that five o'clock rust. You've been up all night not drinking, haven't you?
- Please Bender, have some malt-liquor. If not for yourself, then for the people who love you.
- Oh, now look, it's obvious you miss being Fry's roommate, but there's got to be a better way to deal with this. [Bender: "Like how, having my antenna removed?"] Well... if that would work. [Bender: "Are you crazy, that's little Bender you're talking about, I can't cut it off."]
- Wait. I wan't you to look me in the eye and promise you won't get behind the wheel without some kind of alcoholic beverage in your hand. [Bender: "I promise nothing."]
- [Fry: "What up?"] I can't just stand by and be silent about Bender anymore. [Fry: "Silent.... You've been meddling for two solid weeks."] Well, I can't just do that anymore. Your best friend is out there, somewhere, destroying himself. [Fry: "Really? I didn't think he'd miss this apartment that much."] He doesn't care about the apartment, he cares about you, and you turned your back on him.
- Bender, stop! [Fry: "Cutting Leela's head off won't solve anything."]
- Fry, don't help him mutilate himself.
- Wait a minute, you did it all backwards.... Fry's the one who should be.... Oh, never mind.
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