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(Song for Soukid2000's Perfect Fry fiction)
Spy and
rap music start.
"Perfect
Life"
Fry: I
used to be a simple guy who played a lot of video games,
Mario:
Then I take a look at my pasta and realize it's never plain.
Leela:
But that's just perfect for a one-eyed lady like me
Bender:
I steal shiny things like a lot bling bling bling.
Donkey
Kong: At 4:30 in the morning I try to kill those near here,
Phil:
Prof. Dollar feeds his pets and Brett rocks, just kidding.
Brett: I
have been crying so long.
Homer:
Even Lisa thinks I'm still dead for now...
Prof.
Dollar: I'm the cheapest of this land, and I'm into boringness.
Brett: I
got a bible on my hand and a wig on my head.
Mario:
But if I finish cooking all the pasta and all of you wake up.
Homer
and Bender: Then we're going party like it's 2999.
The
staff: We been spending most our lifes. Living in a perfect life.
We've been working like elves, Living in a perfect life. There's hard
shooting and sacrifices, Living in a perfect life. We sell cheap
video games at discount prices, Living in a perfect life.
Mario:
Hitchin' up the buggy, makin' lots of pasta.
Bender:
Raised a poker game on Monday, soon I'll make another.
Homer:
Think you're really sexy. Think you're pure of heart. Well, everyone
knows my wife is a million times as better as you.
Phil: So
don't be vain and don't be whiny or else...
Fry: Me
and Leela might just have to get medieval on your ::beep::
The
staff: We been spending most our lives, Living in a perfect life,
We're all crazy non-civilians, Living in a perfect life, We wish
there was no bad FBI and noisy cows, Living in a perfect life, But
it's okay someone better Brett is here, Living in a perfect
life!!!!!!!!!!!
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