Futurama


Cubert's Rants

Xmas Story

Kids!?: The ski lodge admits children under 90 for free. If that is the case, then almost everyone would get free entry. For example, the vast majority of people you can see at the lodge are certainly younger than 90.

Good Skiing!: How exactly does the Professor ski so well asleep?

Trees Up!: When Fry says "Trees up" and is hit by a tree, he is already far past where any trees were before!

Trees Down!: When Fry again says "Trees down", they don't go down the same way that they came up.

One Man Bobsled: Where did Hermes get a one man bobsled? Also, how was he expecting to start off without pushing?

More Good Skiing!: How did the Professor register for a contest while asleep? How did he climb the medal dias?

I Was Going to Ax That: "Ask" hasn't been replaced by "Ax"! It is used many times in other episodes!

My Xmas Cards!: How did Fry get Xmas cards? Who would send him any, apart from people at the office, who would probably send Leela some too?

Chimney?: When did a chimney get installed in the Planet Express building?

Anti-Santa Rockets?: Why would you want an anti-Santa rocket launcher? What are you meant to do with it? Attack Santa? If so, the past buyers of the rockets obviously haven't done too well!

Well Trained Slug!: In the pet store, there was a live neptunian slug, with plenty of room in its cage. Shouldn't it grow to fill up the cage?

LCD?: What's the deal with the giant LCD screen where you can hold onto the numbers?

My Saviour!: Why was Leela waiting at the window to rescue Fry?

Evil Santa!: Why was Santa equipped with a machine laser, and programmed to kill naughty people? Even though he may accidentally be programmed with high standards, there is no way he would be given weaponry! Imagine the liability cases that could result from that!

4th Day of Xmas?: It isn't the fourth day of Xmas as Bender says, it should be the first!

It's the Thought That Counts: Why did Hermes buy combs for Zoidberg, when he didn't know that Zoidberg would have any hair?

The Chimney Cover: Why wouldn't the chimney cover have been closed anyway?

Cooked Santa: Why can Santa go down a chimney while a fire is in it? He must have been standing in the fire when he rolled back the chimney cover!

Kaboom!: If the raindeer and Santa were supposed to blow themselves up, how did they survive?

Dinner on the Run: How did Bender get the bird off the street, he never had time while being chased by Santa!

I'm Hungry: Why would Tinny Tim be hungry? After all, he doesn't eat, as he is a robot!

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