Futurama


Cubert's Rants

Mars University

Super Tranquiliser!: A tranquiliser dart actually takes quite a while to work, and certainly couldn't knock out Guenter as fast as it does.

I can Breathe!: If he never inhaled, how could Fry hold his breath and talk for as long as he did? Wouldn't he just pass out? (yes, I know that was an intentional joke)

Robot Shack!: How is it that robot house has only three people in the whole place?

I'm Famous!: Why would Bender be famous? Wouldn't he just be the same as any other bending robot made? Also, why would he have to go to Bending College? Wouldn't all the needed knowledge just be made firmware (ie hardwired into him)?

Enroll?: Coney Island Community College requires you be a certain height to "enroll", but it is spelt "enrol". Though admittedly they aren't the most prestigious college in existence.

Solution by Kyle Williams: An 'L' could have fallen off and the College is to lazy to have it fixed.

Here's my Qualifications: Why does Fry carry around his Coney Island Community College notice of failure to graduate? Not to mention why is it in such good condition? He would have had to be carrying it when he was frozen to still have it, and that is very unlikely.

Addition by mtvcdm - One-upping you, how do you drop out of a college which is essentially a flat roller coaster in the first place? Did the car go off track and ram the hot dog stand?

Super-Fast Computer!: Why is it that the room the robots spy on seems to have a Mac Classic, in the year 3000!? Even if it isn't, it still seems incredibly low-tech for 3000.

Poor Construction!: Why does the front of the computer the robots spy on just come off? Shouldn't it be screwed on?

More Poor Construction!: Also, I doubt the entire servant's quarters would simply collapse because the robots fell on it.

Science Fiction Rubbish?: Why does the Professor say that genetic engineering is a bunch of "preposterous science fiction mumbo-jumbo"? In "A Clone of my Own", he quite clearly says everything is possible if you can imagine it, not to mention we already can carry out genetic engineering in the 20th Century.

Illiterate Monkey!: Geunter shouldn't be able to write! The thumbs of most primates are in such a way that they cannot use the precision grip that is needed to write with a pen or pencil!

How'd he Notice?: How did the dean know that Fatbot ate his portrait? Fatbot was finished before he looked, so he probably wouldn't have noticed.

Mmmm... Punch: How does Fry have a glass of punch when he goes back to his room, he clearly wasn't carrying it on his way to the room.

A+!: The Professor says that Geunter handed in a paper smeared with faeces, but he clearly never did that in the exam.

Wait a Minute...: I know it was an intentional joke, but what in the world was an elephant doing up a tree?

Non-Solution by mtvcdm - Freaking people, like you, out.

Instant Boat Repair: How did Robot house suddenly fix up the hole in their boat, and get some water skis? Also, how did they end up winning the race considering they were held up so much by Bender's "shortcut", and the hole in the boat?

Imposter!: Why is Amy on the Robot House float in the parade, she's not from there!

Solution by Kyle Williams: Her parents paid so much to the dean that Amy was allowed to be in the parade.

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