An attempt to explain the German jokes...
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-"Hello, I'm Free, Free just like liberal, but you can call me Guido!"
  Guide Westerwelle is a liberal German Politician

-"follow me into a world that's full of vitamins and soft..."
  Botteram is a Margarine brand

-"Well, I haven't yet introduced myself, my name's Schröder"
  Schröder is the current German Chancellor, for those of you who don't know this...

-"That's why I earn a bit by writing gags for Harald Schmidt."
  The "Harald Schmidt Show" is similar to the "Late Night Show".

-"That what looks like a nice fairy-tale-reading uncle is a powerloving marathonmonster."
  Another German Politician: Joschka Fischer. He participates in marathon races and was the first minister who was sworn in wearing gym shoes.

-"The shot from your Nominator..."
  A guy in the Big Brother-Container (Christian) called himself NOMINATOR.

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