More Pizzazz
By Lottz
(It’s
late at the Planet Express Building, and Professor F is asleep in his
chair, and owl flies past)
(Phone
Rings)
Professor
F- What wha whose there, don’t hurt me for the love of god
don’t hurt me!(He picks up the phone)
Professor
F-Who’s there don’t you know it’s the middle of the
night…… I’ve won a competition you say hrmmm…
(Next
day round the table)
Professor
F-Good news everyone! I won a competition!
Leela-
Well done, what have you won?
Professor
F-What I haven’t won anything?
Leela-
*sigh*
Professor
F-Now as I was saying I’ve won a competition, and I’ve
won a trip to Scotland while they ‘revamp’ the Building!
Fry-
Scotland, you say, isn’t that where the yeti lives?
Bender-
No that’s the Himalayas idiot
Fry-
Well I was close Leela- No you weren’t. When do we
leave?Professor F- Tomorrow at the crack of dawnAmy-
Oh no I won’t have time to take my daily cuteness reduction
medicine!Hermes- where will be staying? Edinburgh? Glasgow?
Dundee?
Professor
F- Somewhere called Moray
Fry-swish!
Zoidberg-
Will there be Food?Professor F- It says theres plenty of
seafood cafes?
Zoidberg-
Bleh you people disgust me!
Leela-
Well we better start packing!Fry- Swish!
(At
Fry & Benders Apartment)
Fry-
Scotland’s cold right? So what shorts, long sleeved jumpers and
gloves?Bender- No its summer so t-shirts and shortsFry-
well I’ll bring long sleeved tops incase
(The
Next day…)
Leela-
all set?
Fry-
Check
Leela-
No fry your meant to say yes or no
Fry-
Oh ok then, yes sirLeela- Ok then let’s get into the
shipBender- High ho off we go!!(They all clamber into
the ship)Leela- Bender pass me the map pleaseBender -
map?
Leela-
Yes the mapBender- Map?
Leela-
Yes the mapBender- Map?
Leela-
BENDER!Bender- Jeez ok heres the map
Leela-
Right we’re in Scotland but where’s Moray… Ah ha
there it isFry- Yay we’re there?!
Leela-
yup!
(Once
they had found there hotel)
Professor
F- Ok Leela you’re in a room with AmyLeela- Grrrrr
Professor
F- Bender & FryBender & Fry – WoohooProfessor
F- and Hermes, Zoidberg and I will share the biggest room!Leela-
Um I’m going out to see some of the local area err yeh I am!
(Leela
walks out)Fry- I’m going to find the local pub with
Bender!
(Fry
and Bender walk out)
Amy-I
need to phone my mum…(Amy walks out)
Hermes-
Im going to see the Ruins of Lossiemouth
Professor
F- Isn’t that the places of the failure of the launch of Virgin
Galactic where the launch destroyed the whole town in a
explosion?Hermes- Yes, It’s very interesting
apparently!
Professor
F – Then I’ll go with you! You’ll need some company
Zoidberg-
What about Zoidberg?Hermes- Go amuse yourself with the beach
you stinky lobster
Zoidberg-
Yay a beach I’ll mingle with the locals
(But
back at in NNY, in the Planet Express building things are going pear
shaped, and its not Benders bean-bag)
Mom-
Yes, now I have control over Planet Express, I’ll just give it
more ‘Pizzazz’ then I’ll take over it mwah
hahahahahaha!!
To be continued ….
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