Have You Seen My Kiffy
By Lottz
(Planet express hanger-Fry is Reading a magazine and is Leela Fixing the ship)
Fry: Man, Im thirsty
Leela: Me too, (shouts) BENDER
(Bender runs in holding a toothbrush and toothpaste)
Bender: What now, Im busy
Leela: Can we get some coffee
(Bender starts to run)
Leela: And um Bender why have you got a toothbrush- you dont have teeth
Bender: Oh that, Im cleaning my eyes out-Man you dont know what you find in there, Its unbelievable!
Fry: Skunk
Leela: an Orange
(Amy appears from under the ship)
Amy: Kif?
Leela: What do you mean Kif?
Amy: Well Kif hasnt been answering my calls-Im really worried Leela
Leela: Oh Im sure he hasnt gone of with another girl, Right guys?
Fry & Bender: Oh yea sure.
(Amy walks off sobbing)
(Meanwhile near the edge of the universe on an Inhabited Planet Zapp Brannigan and Kif are sitting by a pool motionless)
Zapp: I cant go on much longer, just leave me to die
Kif: Ok then goodbye
Zapp: No wait carry me on your back
Kif: *sighs* (he tries to lift him up but fails) youre to fat
Zapp: but, but Im as light as a feather
Kif: ugh, your not, I hope someone rescues us soon
Zapp: yea I hope so too, without my Leela, IM...IM SO LONELY (he bursts out in tears)
Kif: Oh please she doesnt love you
Zapp: Well... Well Amy doesnt love you
Kif: She does so
(An argument breaks out between them, the camera goes back to earth, were the crew are getting ready for a delivery)
Professor: You need to go to the edge of the universe gift shop and deliver this crate of magnets
Bender: Oh no not the magnets!
Leela: Relax Bender
Bender: how can I relax when theres a ton of magnets lurking on the ship!
Fry: Oh I know Oh whats the word oh Voodoo
Leela: Voodoo?
Fry: Yeah when you cross your legs and go hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Leela: You idiot thats meditation
Fry: Oh, same thing
Leela: No its not, Now lets get going the magnets dont deliver themselves, oh though that would be handy
Bender: maybe Ill just stay here, you know just in case anymore magnets come
Fry: Come on Bender dont be such a wimp
Bender: Oh all Right Ill go then Jeez
(They get on the ship and fly off, 2 hours later the have to make an emergency stop)
Leela: I cant believe you broke the toilets fry!
Fry: Wasnt my fault
Leela: Lets stop on this planet you can go to the toilet in a bush
(Little do they know thats the planet Kif and Zapp are on.. mwah hahahahahaha)
Bender: Um Leela the narrator has gone evil
(Meanwhile Kif and Zapp are out looking for food)
Zapp: Hey what about this (he holds up what looks like a croissant)
Kif: Try it
Zapp: (eats it) Eugghhhh it tastes like theres a party in my mouth and everyones throwing up
Kif: EW
(Going back to the crew, Leela & bender are waiting in the ship Fry is in a bush going to the toilet)
Fry: (whistles, he looks over the bush to see Zapp and Kif lying down) LEELA!!
(He runs back to the ship and tells them what he saw)
Leela: well I guess we have to save them
Amy: (who was hiding at the time) my Kiffys back!!
Leela: Amy what are you doing here
Amy: the Professor told me to help
Fry: well what are we waiting for lets rescue them
Bender: were waiting for you to move from in front of the door you idiot
(They run to Zapp and Kif, Amy hugs Kif)
Kif: Oh Ive missed you so much
Amy: me too
Zapp: My Leela I love you
Leela:*sigh* the only way were rescuing you is if you do the dishes
Fry: and fix the toilet
Zapp: Okay dokey anything for you my Leela
Leela: And Zapp, Stay away from my bedroom
(So they all lived happily ever after except one thing they forgot to deliver the magnets ... mwah hahahahahaha)
Bender: Shut up!
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