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[Scene - Central Park, 1:30pm]
[Bender has stolen basely a whole shop of lollies for Violet.]
Violet: Bender, can I have some toys now and dolls?
[Bender looks Violet sternly in the eye.]
Bender: Look here you, I have bought you lollies and heaps of other crap, so, the answer is NO!
Violet: NO! You STOLE them!
Bender: Yeah, yeah, same thing!
[Violet starts to cry.]
Bender[covering his ears]: Oh god, SHUT THE HELL UP YOU ANYING LITTLE MEAT BAG!!!
Bender(sighs): Alright, what do you want?
Violet(excited): Dollies, dollies, dollies!!!
Bender(sighs): Alright, come on.
Violet: YAY, YAY!!!
[Scene - Planet Express Building, 2:15pm, T.V Room.]
[Leela and Fry are watching 'All My Circuits']
Calculon: Oh Monique, How i wish I knew about our 4th child and how it was, well, lets say, produced.
Monique: Oh Calculon, It's not my child, for you see, I bought it in Mom's friendly robot company!
Calculon: Why? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!?
[Fry pretends to yawn and puts his arm around Leela.]
Leela[trying to move away]: Uh, Fry, what are you -
Fry: Just putting my arm around you, like any old friend would do.
Leela: Right.
[Fry smiles at Leela and then continues watching 'All My Circuits'.]
[Scene - Planet Express, 3:30pm, T.V.Room.]
[Fry and Leela have both fallen asleep while bender and Violet enter the room.]
Violet(running up to them): MOMMY, DADDY!!!
Bender(whispering loudly): SHUT THE HELL UP BEFORE I TAB YOU TO DEATH YOU ANNOYING LITTLE MEAT BAG!!!
Violet(whispering): Oh, sorry Bender, why?
Bender(whispering): Because they're, um, what's it called?
Violet(whispering): Um, sleeping?
Bender: Yeah, sleeping - wait how do you know so much about human stuff?
Violet(whispering): Because, um, I'm a human.
Bender: Oh yeah, you are to.
Violet: Um, should we go?
Bender: Hold on a sec...
[Violet leaves, while Bender quickly steals both Fry and Leela's wallets.]
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