Int. Planet Express Meeting Room
(Fry, Bender and Leela are sitting at the Huge Table in the Meeting room. The Proffessor Walks into the Room)
PROFESSOR
Good
News Everyone you will be delivering a package to Penguins Unlimited
on the Surface of Pluto.
Leela
But
Professor didn't we ruin that planet already and by we I mean Fry
Bender and especially Zoidberg
.
Fry
Thats
not fair the ship we were flying only have 6,000 hulls.
LEELA
Shut
up Fry.
BENDER
So
Professor what are we delivering anyway.
PROFESSOR
Fresh
Fish for the new baby Peniguins that were recently hatched.
(Zoidberg
Picks his head into the room.)
ZOIDBERG
Fresh
Fish, Penguin Babies oh what a day it is.
PROFESSOR
Shut
Up you Over sized Crab.
ZOIDBERG
I
was wondering if there is any room on the delivery that I could maybe
tag along.
BENDER
How
much ya got.
ZOIDBERG
I
got a dollar, a certificate saying I have been illegally practicing
medicine for 15 years and Banana peel.
BENDER
I'll
take the dollar and the peel.
(Zoidberg
has a small piece of Banana Peel on the side of his mouth.)
ZOIDBERG
What
Banana Peel.
FRY
Sorry
Zoidberg I guess you can't come.
ZOIDBERG
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ext.
of Planet Express Ship still in Hangar.
(Fry,
Leela and Bender are all loading packages in to the ship. They walk
away and leave into another room Zoidberg comes into room to see no
on there.)
ZOIDBERG
You
know I could sneak onto the ship. My friends would never know I could
just go and look around.
(Zoidberg
sneaks onto the Planet Express Ship. Fry, Leela and Bender walk
back into the Room.)
LEELA
Well
I think thats everything. we better start going if we want to
get the Package there in time.
(They
all walk into the Planet Express ship. The Ship Takes off.)
Ext.Pluto
Surface
(Screen
Read 20 Seconds Later)
(The
Ship Lands and the Door on the bottom of the ship to
show Leela Bender and Fry with a big Package. Bender picks up
the package and walks off the ship the crew follows.)
Ext.Glass
Dome-Front
(The
Crew walks by a sign that says Penguin unlimited and into a huge
Glass Dome.)
INT.
Glass Dome
(Inside
the floor is made out of Ice a man walks up to him.)
Free
WaterFall Senior
Hello
Friends, I'm Free Waterfall Senior. Is this the Shipment of laser
guns we ordered.
LEELA
No
we were told that this is a package of fresh fish for the Penguins.
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
Oh,
that is not for the Penguins that is for the resistance members.
FRY
Resistance
Members? Guns? Fish? Whats going on here.
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
The
Penguin Wars of 3007. After the Dark Matter Spill of 3001. The Dark
Matter not only made the Penguins reproduce more but made the
Penguins Much smarter. Penguins were somehow able to make guns and
now are trying to control the planet Killing anyone they find.
Walkie
Talkie
Hello,
Hello is anyone there?
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
Yeah
were here.
WALKIE
TALKIE
Yeah
we found the Package of Guns about 20 miles from the base. Oh no the
Penguins they're here. the Package is about a mile away from the
ship.
(There
are a bunch of shots heard in the background and quacks then the
walkie talkie goes blank.)
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
Hello,
Hello, you there? Alright get into the Zamboni.
(The
Team hops into the Zamboni and Drive out of the Glass Dome.)
Int.
Glass Dome
(Zoidberg
Jumps out of the Ship and waves his hands in ther air.)
ZOIDBERG
Guess
What Friends Guess who snuck onto the ship. Hello? Friends?
Ohhhhhhhh.
EXT.PLUTO
SURFACE
(The
Crew is on the Zamboni. There are world class skaters in back of them
skating on the Freshly smoothed ice. The Zamboni finally reaches the
ship. Its on fire.)
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
Were
going to have to scope the surrounding area for the box here take the
remaining guns we have and a walkie talkie.
(He
hands a gun to each member of the crew. The all scatter.)
EXT.PLUTO
SURFACE-Fry
(Fry
is slowly walking hes shivering. There is a Ice Cave in
the Far distance.)
FRY
Maybe
the Box is in that warm wind blocking Ice cave.
(Fry
walk into the Ice Cave. The Cave Looks Long.)
FRY
Wow
this is a long Ice Cave maybe there will be treasure or something in
the end of the Tunnel.
(Fry
finally walks to the end oh the Tunnel. His mouth falls open. He
gasps.There Frozen at the End of the Tunnel is fry. The Frozen Fry is
wearing a Space outfit with a space helmet.)
EXT.PLUTO
SURFACE-LEELA
(Leela
is walking there is nothing around her except Ice.)
Fry-Walkie
Talkie
Hello?
Leela, Bender, Creepy old guy?
LEELA
Yeah
Fry I'm here what do you want?
FRY-WALKIE
TALKIE
I
think you better come here quickly before my brain fills with more
confusion.
LEELA
Judging
by my wrist thingy Fry is exactly a half a mile away from here.
EXT. ICE CAVE
(Leela looks at the the ice cave with curiosity.)
LEELA
Fry
must be in there.
(Leela
Walks into the Cavern.)
INT. GLASS DOME
(A
Moms Corp Delivery man walks into the dome. Walks to Zoidberg
with the package who is in the middle of a giant pile of Fish
Bones.The Delivery Guy is Sal)
SAL
Here's
the package you ordered.
ZOIDBERG
Oh
yes, the package I ordered being rich and all I could pay for
packages.
SAL
Whatever
just sign here.... and here.. and here.
ZOIDBERG
Okay
thank you kind sure for this package.
(Sal
Walk out of the Glass Dome. Zoidberg looks at the Box.)
ZOIDBERG
Maybe
theres more fish in there. Oh this is the best day ever, there really
is a god.
(Zoidberg
opens a box. In the Box are tons of Guns)
ZOIDBERG
Oh
no, if these are the guns what are my friends looking for?
Int. Ice Cave
(Fry
is in the back of the cave his mouth wide open. There are groans and
loud roars coming his way. All oh a sudden the Monster from Star Wars
Episode 5 comes around the Corner into Fry's Vision.)
FRY
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
(The
Monster Takes his head of to reveal its bender.)
BENDER
Oh
my God ahhhhh save me god hahahaha.
FRY
What
the hell was that for?
BENDER
Well
I bought this costum a year ago and thought this would be the perfect
time to use it. What the hell is that?
(He
points to the Fry Frozen. Leela Walks in too.)
LEELA
What
the hell is Wh.....(Gasps)
BENDER
If
your there who the hell is that?
FRY
I
don't know. But we need to get him back to the ship.
LEELA
Alright
I'll use my Wrist Laser to get it out.
(Leela
points the Wrist laser at the Body and make a perfect square to cut
out the body.)
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR-Walkie Talkie
Hello?
This Is Waterfall here I found the Guns.
LEELA
We
found something even crazy. Bring the Guns and the Zamboni were going
to need it.
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR-WALKIE TALKIE
Alright
Rodger, Rodger.
LEELA
No
Leela not Rodger Rodger. The mans off his rocking chair.
(Freeman
Waterfall senior arrives on the zamboni to the back of the Cave.)
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
Oh
my Heaven. That be you in there.
FRY
Yep
and we need to get him on the Zamboni.
(The
Crew Lifts the Frozen Figure on to the Zamboni. They all get in the
Zamboni and ride to the opening of the cave. Right when they are
about to get out. About 100 Penguins Block the Entrance.)
LEELA
Oh
no get the Guns use the Zamboni as a Baricade.
(They
all get out of the zamboni and hide behind it the Penguins are
shooting at them.They open the box to see that there aren't laser
guns but infact they are infact regular guns like from frys time but
a little more advance.)
LEELA
Oh
no these will never work the bullets are completely frozen these
aren't Laser guns at all these guns got outdated around the Twenty
Second Century.
FRY
Oh
no what are we going to do?
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
The
only thing we can do wait until the penguins kill us.
(Then
the Cave ceiling in back of them crashes and the Planet Express Ship
lands in the ice cave the Door opens to on the Bottom of the Ship to
Zoidberg holding one of the Laser Gun.)
ZOIDBERG
El
Zoido's Here Pow Pow (Making the Sounds with his voice) Get in
friends I'll cover you.
BENDER
Turn
the Safety off yo idiot.
ZOIDBERG
Oh
right the safety.
(Zodiberg
Turns the Safety off and the crew gets on the Zamboni and drives it
on the Ship. The Ship takes off.)
INT. GLASS DOME
(The Crew Gets off the Ship.)
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
Thanks
for everything guys you should get going theres a nasty battle
starting.
LEELA
are
you going to be alright?
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
Yeah
we should be alright. I have sent for troops lead by Zapp Brannigan.
LEELA
Yeah we better stay.
Ext. Planet Pluto
(30 ships are outside the reaches of the planet all saying Doop on them.)
Ext. Glass Dome.Front
(All the Ships land. Men get out of all of them led by Zapp and Kif.)
Kif
Sir
why did we bring so many ships were fighting Penguins.
Zapp
Shut
Up your still under Jinx and I havn't said your name yet. So you
can't talk
INT. GLASS DOME
All
the Troop walk into the Dome mostly filling it they all hold weapons
including the Planet Express Crew.
ZAPP
So
what do we got Gentle... Leela what a pleasure to see your rocking
hot body here.
LEELA
(Sarcasticly)
No
the Pleasure is mine.
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
We
have around 1000 Penguins fully loaded coming this way.
ZAPP
How
long until they get here?
FREE
WATERFALL SENIOR
About 3 minutes
ZAPP
Men and Leela Get to Battle Stations.
(Everyone Run outside.)
EXT. GLASS DOME.-Back
(All the Men are i rows 30 by 10. All pointing there guns straight ahead
of them. Then over a small hill a thousand Penguins come over the
Hill. Fry Stands up Shoot one Shot into the Air and Screams.)
FRY
THIS IS FUTURAMA!
Announcer
Will the planet Express Crew Die Horrible Deaths? Will Fry ever find out
who that Frozen Man is will? The Planet of Pluto Finally be Taken
back from the Penguins Rule? Find out in Part 2 of So Easy a Cave Man
Could Do It.
