Match 25: Gorgax of Trisol vs Mayor Poopenmeyer
 
Zoidberg is
incredibly full of contestants by now, but is still hungry.
Zoidberg: Hmm…
Who should fight today? I know, Servants!!!
Servants 1 and 2:
Yes your majesty?
Zoidberg:
Servant 1, get the Mayor Of New New York! Servant 2, get Gorgax Of
Trisol!
Servant 2: Where
is Gorgax, Trisol?
Zoidberg: Bah!
Do you know nothing? For some reason Gorgax STILL sits in his chair
on the set of “Who’s Dying To Be A Gazillionaire?”!
The Writer is
getting bored, so let’s just say *Several Kidnappings Later*
Zoidberg: Your
choices for weapons will be: 1) A Pikachu Doll
2) Nun-chucks
3) Several Of
“Bender’s Tasty Yummies and Yummy Tasties” (Refer,
again, to the Gazillionaire comic)
4) Scotty’s
Giant Skirt
Scotty glares at
writer
Writer Ahem, I
mean “kilts” *Cough*weird*Cough*
Zoidberg: And
now for the choosing of the chooser, Get on little doggie, before I
eat you!
Dog picks Gorgax
Gorgax picks the
multiple “Bender’s Tasty Yummies and Yummy Tasties”
Poopenmyer picks
Scotty’s giant Skirt
Scotty glares at
writer again
Writer fine, he
picked Scotty’s Giant Kilt
Servants 1 and 2:
Can we get on with this? We have to be at the house of that bot that
is plated gold with the roman accent.
Zoidberg:
Fight!!!
Gorgax hits the
writer for writing like so, and says “ Use paragraph form,
idiot!”. With that, he gets struck by lighting several times,
dies, comes back to life, gets struck by lighting again, dies, and
comes back to life.
Mayor Poopenmyer tries
to strangle Gorgax with the kilt. Just as Scotty is about to glare,
he realizes I typed kilt. Gorgax burns the Mayor with some of the
Yummy Tasties, but not with the Tasty Yummies. *Street Fighter Music
starts playing in the background*
Mayor Poopenmyer grabs
a rock and swings it around is Scotty’s giant kilt, using it to
throw the rock. The rock passes through Gorgax, because he is made
out of water. Gorgax eats all but one of the Tasty Yummies, but
leaves the Yummy Tasties. Gorgax grows into the size of Godzilla.
It just so happens The
Nimbus is patrolling near Decapod 10, and sees what he thinks to be
Godzilla. Zapp gasps, “I thought I got rid of Godzilla, but
he’s back and made out of water!”. Writer: *Dull look on
face* Oh, the horror. *Yawn*
Flying the Nimbus
towards Gorgax, the ship gets plucked out of the air by Gorgax. Zapp
screams, then says “ We can’t let the ship fall into
Godzilla’s hands! Initiate Self-Destruct Protocol 1A 2B 3C!”
Somewhere, Bender explodes. “Damn, that’s not right. It
would have to be something I would never think of, I’ve got it!
Initiate Self-Destruct Protocol Women Are People Too!” “Five
minutes until explosion”, drones a computerized voice, which is
actually a robot. Zapp, Kif, the crew of the Nimbus, Servants 1 and
2, Zoidberg, and everyone else who isn’t fighting, escape.
Gorgax squishes the Mayor with the Nimbus, 30 seconds before it
explodes. BOOM!!! Both are dead. *Street Fighter Music stops*
“Who is the
winner already?” inquires Zoidberg. After 2 days of trying to
get the Windows Me judging computer to start, if finally drones out ”
Because the Mayor was killed with the Nimbus 30 seconds before it
exploded, Gorgax is the winner!!!”
Zapp says “What
about my ship, I loved her like a woman! Especially the holes I
plugged up with my *censors ready* jar of corks” The Writer
types, “Like a woman?! What you do in the private is your own
business!”
... The End (Or is it?)
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